Humor Quotes
Humor is a punch, you never know when to hit whom.
Suleyman Demirel
Turkish politician, engineer, and statesman
'Scorpion' has so much humor and so much heart and a great deal of action.
Nina Tassler
American executive producer
The woman who runs the Pennsylvania Innocence Project told me that there's a man she's been trying to get out of prison for 26 years. Every night before she goes to bed, she thinks, 'What is he doing?' She says you don't sleep. And yet, she has the greatest sense of humor and this light that comes out of her.
Richard Lagravenese
American screenwriter
I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all; I was born with this, for better or for worse.
Ivan Reitman
Canadian filmmaker
Puns are a form of humor with words.
Guillermo Cabrera Infante
Cuban novelist
Comedy is so hard to do, so it was very cool to do dead pan humor.
Brittany Daniel
American actress
Short fiction is like low relief. And if your story has no humor in it, then you're trying to look at something in the pitch dark. With the light of humor, it throws what you're writing into relief so that you can actually see it.
Elizabeth Mccracken
American author
I've got a very wide sense of humor.
Jim Breuer
stand-up comedian
People who know me, they know I have a sense of humor, I'm a bit of a joker, a bit of a clown really, and I would love someone to exploit that side of me and send me a romantic comedy.
Gary Oldman
Actor
Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him.
Dick Van Dyke
American actor
It's always the girl comedy and the guy comedy. It bums me out. You'd think there'd be a progression, from James L. Brooks and Nora Ephron into more subtle humor and behavior and psychology. All these interesting things people can learn about themselves by watching talented writers comment intelligently on someone else's emotional life.
Parker Posey
American actress
I never particularly thought of myself as great with girls. I can be awkward, and I have a strange sense of humor at times. But I've also been learning to try and embrace that.
Matt Mcgorry
American actor
Both of my parents have great senses of humor.
Kristin Gore
American author ‧ Al Gore's daughter
I love a man with a great sense of humor and who is intelligent - a man who has a great smile. He has to make me laugh. I like a man who is very ambitious and driven and who has a good heart and makes me feel safe. I like a man who is very strong and independent and confident - that is very sexy - but at the same time, he's very kind to people.
Nicole Scherzinger
American singer-songwriter
Most of the time, the truth is ugly and in your face! My observational brand of humor is very much all in your face!
Erik Griffin
American solo comedian
I think humor is such a personal thing, and you put a microphone in somebody's face, they're going to say something that offends somebody.
Jane Lynch
English film actress and former model
For me, humor was always my passport into new communities.
Natasha Rothwell
American writer
Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it.
Carl Hiaasen
American journalist
I think it's part of the responsibility of an artist to shock, to upset, to make people think differently, and to surprise people. And that's where the good humor is, if there's a surprise and there's something unexpected. Something that's not normal, not in the realm of general living expectations.
Bill Plympton
American animator
If you're that hypersensitive about color and don't have a sense of humor, don't marry out of your race.
Laura Schlessinger
American radio host
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